"Please Wait to
be Seated"

Mollie Abraham of the Vienna Inn is known for her razor-sharp wit when patrons don't read the signs or doddle at the Inn.

The Golden Rule: If the "Please Wait to be Seated" signs are up, then you'd better not let Mollie catch you sneaking your way to a booth or table.

"Excuse me, did I tell you to sit there?"

Mollie's Random
Insult Generator

If you have a sound card, listen to some of Mollie's many quick comebacks!

Listen to the Insult of the Day

Disclaimer: Mollie's views are solely her own and do not represent the views of the Vienna Inn... ;-)


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